EZFLTR must be operated in a subterranean environment to ensure moisture
particles rehydrate the users dessicated and crudely processed image-object [musty photons
give a certain character to EZFLTR image-objects before they return to instagram as
pixels]
Since the EZFLTR process leaves musty real-world
(IRL) image objects in its wake, users who were previously bound to the digital confines
of their Instagram accounts will soon be able purchase premium services such as: gelatin
silver prints, craftily mounted triptychs, and even home installations for yr guests to
enjoy. Most of all, real-world image-objects are objects in actual space. So, pictures may
be taken of your objects which can posted to yr facebook or w/e. Imagine slapping Kelvin
on yr expertly EZFLTRed image... c'est magnifique.
